My package arrived and was awaiting me upon my return home from vacation. After a crazy, sex-filled vacation I had completely forgotten I ordered this contraption to replace a vibrator which survived a total of two months for me. I pulled the Satisfyer Pro 2 out of it’s discreet package from Adam and Eve Adult Store, opened the box, and sat looking at this strange thing. I had a 50% off discount code so decided to buy this after reading all of the great reviews on their site.
Looking at instructions: charge fully before use. I look at the charger then at the SP2. Two little metal dots line up magnetically together on the SP2 and the wall charger. I plug it up, attach the charger, wonder off to do other things. When I come back I notice it’s not charging. I wiggle the charger around a bit it starts charging again. I set it down and the light shows yet again it’s not charging. Apparently it’s a touchy little fucker. So, I use a bit of ingenuity and leave the SP2 sitting on its box and attach the charger thinking this should work. Nope. After a minute of wiggling it around it finally stayed charging.
After the Satisfyer Pro 2 had finished charging, I also read the instructions to see how to use the damned thing. It honestly looks like something you’d see at a doctor’s office. There’s a squishy attachment piece which I put on no problem. There’s an on/off button then another button which increases the intensity of the pressure waves. Directions are to place directly over the clit. Nothing else to do except adjust intensity. A little lube around the ring will help increase pleasure. Well fuck, that sounds easy enough.
Alright, all charged up all lubed up, ready for takeoff. The sound is a little loud til it’s placed over the clit. I first attempt to place the little circle area by feeling around and placing the SP2 over my clit as instructed. Not really feeling much of anything resembling excitement I readjust it. Then readjust it in the mirror. I am starting to get frustrated and realizing how a young guy must feel trying to find this mysterious happy spot on a woman. This should not be this difficult. I know all of my happy places very well. Then I start to laugh as both the charger and the product itself seem to be just as annoyingly particular to make it work right.
I finally find the spot. It has a slight suction to it. I increase the intensity one notch, then two. Still I feel only a slight increase in excitement. One more notch. Another. Suddenly out of nowhere I have an orgasm. What the fuck!? Where the hell did that come from? I didn’t have time to really even enjoy it. It just came and went like it was literally sucked out of me. I felt cheated. I felt quasi-dirty like a married woman pissed at her husband finally giving in to having sex determined to not enjoy it but then orgasmed anyway. I was confused and felt slightly dirty. And for me to feel slightly dirty is, well, quite odd.
I decided to give it another go. Maybe my body was just not used to the new orgasm machine. The same fucking thing happened even though I kept it at a lower speed. I’ve tried it a few times with the same results. I’m up in the air whether to return it or not. It’s not a bad device although produces the strangest orgasm I’ve ever had. Or maybe I should ask for a refund on it and see about getting something that gives me that beautiful warm build-up kind of orgasm.